make me choose : shadowbabble asked ’ fili
If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
Go undercover with Captain America in Marvel Super Heroes: What The—?! [x]
MUST BE NIGHT TIME
YES THIS I LOVE THE COMBINATIONS
I love how Tony is like “THESE. THESE ARE MINE. YOU CAN’T HAVE EITHER.”
OH MY GOD. My love for this is OFF THE CHARTS.
CLINT AND NATASHA
I CAN’T EVEN WITH ALL OF THEM
Loki is the most defensive. So adorable.
^and yet so close to his big brother.
I think I’m going to cry…
Cap is mine. Bruce is mine. Thor, also mine. Loki mine too. You can have birdbrain. Birdbrain isn’t mine.
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
that was not nice
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
but does it count as murder if you say sorry